Writing an Artist Statement can be a bear. Seriously, most artists I know find writing them painful and yucky and would rather be extracting hot, molton lava from between the teeth of pissed off barracuda, or be changing the flat tire of a greyhound bus filled with 27 rabid wild hyenas and one sick, diarreahic, yak during a hail storm….with lightning.
Anyhoo, here is mine in pretty helvetica type:
I realleeeeee enjoy making stuff
First I collect stuff
then I collage stuff
next I add some found stuff
and finally I draw some stuff
usually there is some sort of a story with my stuff